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Recipe Ideas - Pendejo Wisdom

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Poco Loco
Crazy Good for BBQ
$12.00 Poco Loco

Mesquite Smoke
$12.00 Smokin

Cluckin' Red
Paprika Mesquite
$12.00 Cluckin' Red

Mooey™ Caliente
Spicy Awesome Mooey
$12.00 Mooey Caliente

Mooey™ Texas
Paprika Turmeric
$12.00 Mooey Texas

Mas Sexy
Beverage Dressing & More
$12.00 Mas Sexy

Oro del Mar
Formerly Burnin'
$12.00 Oro del Mar

Cilantro Lime
$12.00 Mariachi Rub

Nomas Pendejeando!

Great for Sausage and Chorizo Too! YUM


Dress your Cerveza Too! YUM


The Dog is Coming Home! Warm Buns, Tomato, Onion, Pickles

Making The Weenie All Better

1. Score Your Weenie, then Sprinkle 'n Rub' your favorite Dos Pendejos

2. Grill it, Bake it, or Pan Cook it

3. Warm up Your Buns - You knew that.

4. Place Your Weenie on the bun, and ADD:

5. Mustard, Cheese, Onions, and

   Avocado if you are one of THOSE pendejos :)

6. For a totally different flavor, use Mas Sexy

7. For that "You got a grill?", use Dos Pendejos Smokin'

Dos Pendejos has done it AGAIN!

Flavors To Make You Drool

Poco Loco adds crazy good flavor and finish to your BBQ brisket. It's the top favorite today.

Mooey Texas and it's hot brother Mooey Caliente is paprika turmeric seasoning on ribs, brisket, pork - especially tenderloin.

Cluckin' Red has paprika and mesquite and is fantastic for chicken; to make pollo asado like it should be. Get that red crispy chicken with the right flavors so the chicken is both great and has the good texture.

Mariachi Rub is a cilantro lime seasoning that is unique. Put it on your margarita rim, add it to seafood like shrimp or fish, and of course every good pendejo puts cilantro and lime in their guacamole.

Add them to your cooking arsenal!

Buy it for the Smile

Buy it next time 'cause it's good!

Cluckin' Red for Pollo Asado











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