Dos Pendejos Spice Company

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Burnin' Weenie Rub

Great New Seasoning. Limited Supply.
$12.95 Burnin' Weenie Rub

Ask your butcher "Got Dos Pendejos?"

Send us the answers you got. We hear some funny answers.

Poco Loco

Crazy Good for BBQ
$12.95 Poco Loco

Smokin'

Mesquite Smoke
$12.95 Smokin Weenie Rub

Chilito

Chipotle Lemon
$12.95 Chilito Weenie Rub

Cluckin' Red

Paprika Mesquite
$12.95 Cluckin' Red

Original Weenie Rub

Limited Availability
$12.95 Original Weenie Rub

Mariachi Rub

Cilantro Lime
$12.95 Mariachi Rub

Mooey Texas

Paprika Turmeric
$12.95 Mooey Texas

Mooey Caliente

Spicy Awesome Mooey
$12.95 Mooey Caliente

Cluckin' Hot

Spicy Awesome Cluckin'
$12.95 Cluckin' Hot

Mas Sexy

Beverage Dressing & More
$12.95 Mas Sexy

See all our Seasonings

FINALLY - A rub for weenies - THE NEGLECTED MEAT

Great for Sausage and Chorizo Too! YUM

MAS SEXY OR CHILITO ON A MICHELADA

Dress your Cerveza Too! YUM

The Dog is Coming Home! Warm Buns, Tomato, Onion, Pickles

Making The Weenie All Better

1. Score Your Weenie, then Sprinkle 'n Rub' Weenie Rub

2. Grill it, Bake it, or Pan Cook it

3. Warm up Your Buns - You knew that.

4. Place Your Weenie on the bun, and ADD:

5. Mustard, Cheese, Onions, and

Avocado if you are one of THOSE pendejos :)

6. For Tingling Lips, use Dos Pendejos Chilito

7. For that "You got a grill?", use Dos Pendejos Smokin'

Dos Pendejos has done it AGAIN!

Flavors To Make You Drool

Poco Loco adds crazy good flavor and finish to your BBQ brisket. It's the top favorite today.

Chilito now has a spicy chipotle lemon, and we use it on pork rinds and chips, but also instead of salt on chicken and burgers.

Cluckin' Red has paprika and mesquite and is fantastic for chicken; to make pollo asado like it should be. Get that red crispy chicken with the right flavors so the chicken is both great and has the good texture.

Mariachi Rub is a cilantro lime seasoning that is unique. Put it on your margarita rim, add it to seafood like shrimp or fish, and of course every good pendejo puts cilantro and lime in their guacamole.

Mooey Texas is a paprika turmeric seasoning for beef and pork. Used on ribs, brisket, and tenderloin.

Add them to your cooking arsenal!